In no way having a midlife crisis, no sir not me

First order of business for my visit to New Orleans is to go here, so that I can demo-ride one of these:

Fortunately, I had just happened to pack along these...

The 40-min ride made very happy, even if it was in the middle of a city with really bad streets.  It was just fun.  So I bought the thing.  It should be ready to roll on Tuesday.  Now how am I going to get it home?