And so did the visitor to my garden.
Dum dee dum dee dum dum...I'm hungry. First I'll try parsley. OK just a few bites I gotta go update my blog. OK, I'm back let's try some basil - eww, don't like that. Ok, back to the parsley - oh no... look, the parsley's all gone. Hm - this over here's new. Up in a box, these must be tomahtoes [yes, my visitor pronounces it "tomahtoes"]. I'll try a bite of this and a leaf of that. Ooo I think I like tomahtaillos the best. I'll just eat every freakin' leaf but one...
Thus the unsightly chicken wire went up. Why couldn't my visitor enjoy lavender? Or mint? Or bamboo?? Answer: because then he'd be an English-by-way-of-Kentucky Panda bear. Think about that.
To whom shall I give these roses?